My favourite jokes-from Harry Hill's whopping great joke book

By jujupage1 -
Hello Jujubears and welcome to another blog post,

Who doesn't love a bit of humour? I've recently been looking at Harry Hill's joke book which I got a couple of Christmas's ago. I never realised how good the jokes were. So I will share some with you today. Here are some whopping great jokes. Enjoy!

-Our house was such a mess when I was a kid that I used to wipe my feet before going out!
-What does Santa do at Easter?
He egg-nores the whole thing.
- What is the difference between a musician and a corpse?
One composes, and the other decomposes.
-If a person from Poland is a Pole, does that make someone from Holland a Hole?
-What do you call a man that doesn't sink?
Bob
-When is it okay to spit on a man's face?
When his moustache is on fire.
-Waiter, is there soup on the menu?
No sir, I wiped it off
-What's not yellow but still dangerous?
Shark-infested yogurt


Can you think of any other jokes? Let me know in the comments below.

See you next time,

Bye

XOX, Juju

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  1. Linda20/2/18 17:02

    Those are good ones! I never remember jokes well enough to retell them!
    You made us all smile today with yours!

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